Monday, August 15, 2005

I'm back

Marty is back after a disgusting weekend in Vegas. Some of the highlights include:

  • Going to a Russian stripper's house at 8:00 am on Friday morning and finding out that it's a $50, thirty minute cab ride from the strip. Plus, she is twice my age and looking every day of it.

  • Getting kicked out of the Barbary Coast and escorted by six cops. They didn't want any of this shit. I told them, "I'll take all of you on!"

  • Doing handstands at a tuxedo shop and receiving raucous applause from both the staff and clientele. I told them they were getting what was normally a $60 show.

  • Returning to the news that Bogans is still kicking and the vets say he's improved.


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