I'm back

Marty is back after a disgusting weekend in Vegas. Some of the highlights include:

Going to a Russian stripper's house at 8:00 am on Friday morning and finding out that it's a $50, thirty minute cab ride from the strip. Plus, she is twice my age and looking every day of it.

Getting kicked out of the Barbary Coast and escorted by six cops. They didn't want any of this shit. I told them, "I'll take all of you on!"

Doing handstands at a tuxedo shop and receiving raucous applause from both the staff and clientele. I told them they were getting what was normally a $60 show.

Returning to the news that Bogans is still kicking and the vets say he's improved.

MONDO BIZARRO!!!