From the southern hemisphere

Your ol pal is heading out of Dodgio. Spellbound, my confusion and perverted wanderlust have led me to Buenos Aires, home of the Tango, yerba mate, the pampas and swank Argentine ass. The spiral could further expectorate my essence into Uruguay and Brazil. Afterwards, I'll be in the Holy City floating softly around the Basilica of the Holy Selpulchre, maybe prancing near Solomon's temple and hopefully masquerading as an nice Italian mortal spending holiday around hot Jewish girls. Egypt, Turkey and Greece are also horizon liners. It shall be a weird two months, I surmise. Maybe I'll catch up with you again before doomsday. Cast me good fortune spells.

Shakes

Marty