The time is rapidly approaching for me to abandon this skin suit in some otherworldly caper, teeth to teeth with the celestial phantasm.
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Martin McFriend is no more
Yes, you heard that right. Inspired by the corporate gurus at every warlock's favorite restaurant, Chili's, your ol pal will hence forth be known only as this: Shakes.
Once a regular American Joe, a chance encounter in a protodimension yielded a great transmogrification, leaving me as Martin McFriend, a beyonder, kindred of the darkling hordes and first-class warlock.