Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Everybody loves a good joey

Another gem from the biscuit. So, yeah, I am lazy and my blog is just a bunch of bullshit images these days, but that's not because I don't love you. I do love you. It's just that daddy has been under a lot of stress at work lately. So don't get all over my back for slacking a little in certain areas i.e. silly exploitation blogs. I mean, I don't come into your place of work, bust open the stall door and kick that dick out of your mouth, so allow me some space, some leeway. Besides, I'm working on some really, really weird shit right now. Trust me, fans of Mr. McFriend's macabre mindset are going to be pleased pretty soon when I break out the next installment of American Subversion '06. Alright, kick it.

Shakes,

Martin

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The strangest thing...

When Martin McFriend woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin. He was lying on his back as hard as armor plate, and when he lifted his head a little, he saw his vaulted brown belly, sectioned by arch-shaped ribs, to whose dome the cover, about to slide off completely, could barely cling. His many legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of him, were waving helplessly before his eyes.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Behold: A Shit Beast

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Weird basket

This is what I get. This is what I get for putting all my eggs in one basket. A weird basket.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year from the McFriend Estate

We hope things will be good. We hope you prosper. We hope you find equanimity in your endeavors. We hope you find love where you least expect it. We hope you aren't afraid to embrace what you are, difficult as that may be. We hope there is good magic to outweigh the natural evil (no, seriously, we really do). We hope for epic nights and restful mornings. We hope you don't tread too lightly, but are lithe enough to escape waking the wrathful beast of envy, greed, etc., etc. We hope 2006 is McFriendly for ye and yourne. We do. Just ask if you don't believe me.
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